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Joke of the Day

"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"

"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."

"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."

"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."

"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"