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Joke of the Day

"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."

"What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face? Reload and shoot again!"

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."

"I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work."

"TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake."

"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"

"Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military."