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Joke of the Day
"Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military."
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"My girlfriend is like God. Doesn't exist..."
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"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"
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"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"