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Joke of the Day
"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"
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"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."
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"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."
"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."
"the hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective."
"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
"Q: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? A: They're making headlines!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me."