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Joke of the Day

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

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"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."
"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."
"Why did the kids not want to eat their pbj sandwiches? 'Cause it had lead in them"
"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."
"?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?"
"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."