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Joke of the Day
"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"
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"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."
"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"
"I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?"
"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."
"Comeback I was talking with my friend the other day when he said, ""You know, I'm sick of all the times people use 'your mum' as a comeback. It's old, cheap, and overused."" I said, ""So's your mum."""