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Joke of the Day
"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("
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"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"
"""Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target"" (Faux Onion headline. Follow on twitter @gizopizo)"
"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"
"I can't wait to see the new movie, ""Constipation"" Unfortunately it hasn't come out yet."
"A man goes to a new doctor for a checkup upon which the doctor discovers he has five penises. The doctor says, That's unbelievable, how do your pants fit! The man says ""Like a glove."""
"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"