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Joke of the Day

"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"

"Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."

"Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules."

"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"

"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"

"Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first? So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips."

"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"