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Joke of the Day

"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."

"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"

"If Trump is elected president... He will be the first billionaire to move into government housing after a black man."

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."

"TIL You can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it."

"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas... I think this time, we should let them in..."

"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"