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Joke of the Day
"Does pornography degrade women? Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?"
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"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."
"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"
"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"
"Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."
"No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years."
"I'm sitting outside drinking myself into a stupor. I may feel like shit tomorrow but by God, so will the mosquitoes."