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Joke of the Day
"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."
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"""Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big."" - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump."
"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"
"Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem"
"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"
"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"If what people thought of you, what you thought of yourself and who you really are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other."