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Joke of the Day

"When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it... Child Pawn."

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"what is funny and starts with a j a joke"

"Americans: Muslims are so violent Me: ok but police co- Americans: shut up. Don't judge a group of people based off a select few."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."

"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""

"My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do. Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer.."