200911

Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."

"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"I can't wait to be 80 & nostalgic over the time I spent staring at my phone screen."

"I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though"

"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."

"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"