200911

Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""

"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"

"Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable"

"What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees"

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"Why couldn't the redditor fit his dick into Ray Charles mouth? TL;DR"

"Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution? It's fucking ancient."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"

"The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty."