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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."

"What do you call a black brick with three holes in it? A polish bowling ball."

"""How much for this toaster?"" ""An arm & a leg."" ""How about a leg & 2 fingers?"" ""A leg & 3 fingers."" ""Deal!"" - Cannibal Pawn Stars"

"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."

"I don't think it's called USA anymore, but DSA... The Divided States of America."

"There are three types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't."

"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"

"Apparently the rebooted bible will feature a female Jesus, and Moses will be a raccoon"