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Joke of the Day

"What does an egg do for fun? Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*"

"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."

"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."

"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"

"What do Asian people use as blindfolds? Shoe laces."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr. Buss"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*"

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"

"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."