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Joke of the Day
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb"
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"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'"
"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."
"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."
"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"
"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."