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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"
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"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."
"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"
"Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."
"I opened a sperm bank in London recently... We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube."
"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"
"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."