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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"
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"The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away"
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just beat the room for being dark."
"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."
"I used to be a People Person, but People ruined it for me!!!"
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""
"I don't have a drinking problem, if anything I'm too damn good at it."
"Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke."
"Homeless people wouldn't be half as poor if they didn't waste all of their money on sharpies and cardboard."
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."