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Joke of the Day

"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a grenade !"

"blonde joke of the day Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does -"

"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."

"How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."