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Joke of the Day

"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."

"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."

"My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out."

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"

"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"

"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"

"Bottom of the Class ""I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,"" said the father to his son. ""Don't worry Dad,"" he replied. ""They still teach the same thing at both ends."""

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."