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Joke of the Day

"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"

"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"

"I try to use proper grammar and punctuation in all of my tweets, until I'm about to go over the 140 character limit...& den u no how it b."

"I want a sex change. From ""none"" to ""some""."

"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."

"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."

"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."

"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."

"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"