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Joke of the Day

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."

"why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks"

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars He didn't get it"

"Anyone who thinks that women can't be funny has obviously never watched one try to parallel park."

"""The Force Awakens"" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards. How is that even science fiction? They might as well rename it ""Downton Abbey."""

"Made you read this Gotcha"

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"