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Joke of the Day

"Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head."

"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."

"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."

"I am a Buddhist atheist, I hope I'm reincarnated as a atheist Buddhist."

"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"

"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist."

"My girlfriend told me that she just needed a little space. So now she lives in the trunk of my car."

"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""