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Joke of the Day
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
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"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."
"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."
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"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."
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