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Joke of the Day

"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."

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"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."
"Someone once said, ""Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."" So, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!"
"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"
"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"
"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."
"How is a photon like an abandoned church? They have no mass."
"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."
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