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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"WIFE: I just bought toilet paper. How are we out already? ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess"

"I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD."

"If I had a penny everytime I was one cent short for a beer I'd have become an alcoholic."

"Feudalism It's your count that votes."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."

"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"