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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"What did Mr. T start eating when he went on a diet? Tofoo [7]"

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."

"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"

"My daughter just said, ""Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads."" She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now."

"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."

"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."

"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."