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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"

"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."

"Duck autocorrect i mean 'duck' Duck!!! Luck!!!"