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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."
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"What music is good to listen to while having a snack? 8 a bit music."
"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."
"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."
"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""
"Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"What not to do on a first date: ask what gender they are."
"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"