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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smarty pants? ...... A jeanius"
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"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"If a baby like Justin Bieber is the face of teen angst and rebellion, then we've bubble wrapped our kids too tight."
"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""
"My wife wanted a new mattress... I said I'd have to sleep on it."
"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"Anyone know someone who owns an ark? I think I Noah guy..."
"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."