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"I have just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my god"
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"I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)"
"After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist... ...his career has been dead the whole time."
"""I like my women like i like my eggs...."" Whites only. (or millions of other one-word punchlines, depending on how dark you want to go.) ""Fertilized"" ""Beat"" ""Rotten"" ""xtra-large"""
"95% of dentists recommend teeth."
"What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court? Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself."
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"My friend David's ID was stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"
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"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"