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Joke of the Day

"I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)"

"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."

"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."

"My mother told me that I took everything for granite. Apparently our house was made of sandstone."

"There are 2 types of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data..."

"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"

"Why do nuns hate laundry day? They always fall back on old habits."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"

"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."