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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"
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"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"
"You can say what you want about deaf people...."
"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"
"What do soy beans and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes!"
"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"
"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"