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Joke of the Day

"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."

"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."

"""Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta India Charlie Kilo"" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired."

"I saw my ex wife in a grocery store. ""Having fun there?"" I asked her, as she felt up the apples. ""Does that remind you of someone?"" She said, ""No, but this does,"" Then she started rubbing the grapes."

"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."

"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"

"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"