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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch"
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"Why do some people love their VW diesel cars? Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all."
"French intelligence joke"
"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."
"A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says ""why don't you give him head and shoulders."" The blonde replies ""how do you give shoulders?"""
"I couldn't work for that man anymore, especially now after what he said to me. He said, ""You're fired"""
"Who corrects Santa's grammar? A subordinate Clause."
"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"
"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"