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Joke of the Day

"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"

"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."

"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."

"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it."

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more."

"BANGkok Too soon?"

"I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day"