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Joke of the Day
"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."
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"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"
"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"
"Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet"
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"I like to yell ""Aloha, Captain Future!"" when I see someone using an iPad in public."
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""
"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."