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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever watch old people have sex? You ever spread open a grilled cheese?"
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"She's so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei."
"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"I'm not racist I don't even separate my laundry"
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."
"Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw"
"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"
"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."