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Joke of the Day

"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."

"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."

"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."

"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"

"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"

"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"

"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."

"Boxers Last night as I was sitting on the edge of the bed gently pulling off my boxers, the wife said, ""You spoil those dogs!"""