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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"
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"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."
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"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"
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"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."
"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."
"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"
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