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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."

"What does a confused student at Hogwarts study? Which craft?"

"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"

"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"

"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"

"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"

"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""