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Joke of the Day
"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"
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"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."
"When you're cold inside, where do you stand? You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD"
"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."
"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves? An ampu-tee."
"Based on the novel 'Push Notifications' by iSapphire"