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Joke of the Day

"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"

"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors it would be chicken sedans."

"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"

"Every Taylor Swift song sounds like it was written in gel pen."

"Who makes more money, a cocaine dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can always wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though."""

"I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called ""101 ways to improve your confidence"". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......"

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"The milk in my fridge went bad. It beat up my orange juice and started selling meth to all the condiments."

"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."