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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!"

"Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch."

"Women only call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"I've never thought about suicide until now... But it might cheer me up if you tried."

"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."

"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"