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Joke of the Day
"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
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"What is a gay guys favorite search engine? Bing Bing"
"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."
"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home? Mother's Day."
"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"
"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to ""rest"" because in America even our food is fat and lazy."
"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"