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Joke of the Day

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."

"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."

"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."

"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."

"Some of the best things in life...are mistakes."

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"

"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"