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Joke of the Day
"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."
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"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."
"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."
"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."
"On the demolition teams last job... They did a bang up job"
"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"
"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."
"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."
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