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Joke of the Day

"Where does food go when Palpatine eats it? In Sidious!"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."

"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"

"When I'm at a business dinner I pretend like I'm choking so I can chug my wine."

"Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed? They pushed two twins together and made a king."

"If you wait long enough, every cool thing starts to suck."

"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name."