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Joke of the Day

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."

"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"Sometimes I watch Spike TV just to be reassured that I'm not even close to being the biggest asshole in the world."

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"

"Progeria jokes get old real quick."

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"