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Joke of the Day

"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."

"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"

"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"