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Joke of the Day

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"

"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."

"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."

"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."

"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."

"[Watching babies first steps] *turns to wife* Has he been drinking?"

"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"