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Joke of the Day

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 13 to come on your face."

"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"

"If a rabbit does not get any food for a week... ...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first."

"Walking up to guys with girls with them and saying ""you never called! Our son is 5 now"" then walk away....always brightens my day"

"I met my soulmate. She didn't."

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."

"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"