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Joke of the Day
"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."
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"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""
"[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>"
"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"
"Party Questions by age 1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House? 17-20: Will there be alcohol? 22-27: Theres no kids right? 30+ Who's bday is it?"
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
"Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password."
"Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!"
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."
"My Dad's Maths Joke: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31 Edit: corrected because I'm a fucking tool"