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Joke of the Day
"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."
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"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... ..and a mop."
"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"
"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."
"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""
"A joke about sword fighting I thought I invented a joke about sword fighting, but turns out it's just a riposte."
"I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"
"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."