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Joke of the Day

"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."

"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."

"Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader."

"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"

"google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic"

"I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three. He started counting. ""Uno! Dos!"" And then he was gone. Without a tres."

"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""

"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."

"What do clothes and religion have in common? Someone invented them and forced them on everyone."

"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"