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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks to work today."

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."

"1987 was a great year for the payphone."

"Well I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me what I do at Red lights, and I said, ""Text and Facebook"""

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""get the hell out. We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom responds ""aww why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."

"How do porcupines make love? Very, very carefully."

"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."