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Joke of the Day

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on one another"

"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."

"If you light a fire for a man... He'll be warm for the whole day. If you throw a man in a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"You have orgasms all the time. Even if you don't have sex, I know you masturbate. You're a liar if you say you don't. Sexy"

"Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up."

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"