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Joke of the Day

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."

"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my ""cycle"" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more."