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Joke of the Day

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"Your mum is so fat that when she entered an ugly contest they said, ""sorry mam, but no professionals."""

"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"

"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."

"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."

"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"

"The Average human walks 900miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon... Not bad!"

"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"