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Joke of the Day

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators anonymous but there was no one there, he came to early."

"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""

"The neighbor's daughter is 16 years old. At least, she said she was. How much trouble are you in?"

"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"

"I have high friends in places."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"Daughter: Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story? Me: Sure, once upon a time your mom & I used to get enough sleep. Then you came. The end."