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"I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50."
"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."
"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."
"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."
"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"
"""Get your fax straight!"" - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987"
"5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision. Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom."
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."